Jersey Shore Quotes

Maybe to people at the shallow end of the gene pool

“I’m, like, a pretty deep dude.”

-The Situation

Just like Mickey Mantle

“I’m looking like a hot, drunk baseball player.”

-Snooki

Not a quote but…

Why did Roger still have his head on his shoulders after having sex with JWoww?

No

“Do you want to see her C-section scar?”

-Ronnie

Then I’m going to lick it, of course

“If I see that kid tonight I’m going to tear him a new asshole.”

-Deena

And maybe mildly Autistic?

“I’m a good time/holiday/party/blast.”

- Deena

The smartest thing ever said on The Jersey Shore?

“She’s like a parasite ………….. and I’m the host.”

-Vinnie (who went to college)

Yes, we know.

“The Situation’s style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.”

-Pauly D

Just like Anna Karenina

“My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.”

-Pauly D

We’ve never seen anyone like Uncle Nino before

Oh wait.  

Silly MTV