February 2011
2 posts
Maybe to people at the shallow end of the gene...
“I’m, like, a pretty deep dude.” -The Situation
Feb 20th
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Just like Mickey Mantle
“I’m looking like a hot, drunk baseball player.” -Snooki
Feb 4th
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January 2011
5 posts
Not a quote but...
Why did Roger still have his head on his shoulders after having sex with JWoww?
Jan 28th
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No
“Do you want to see her C-section scar?” -Ronnie
Jan 28th
Then I'm going to lick it, of course
“If I see that kid tonight I’m going to tear him a new asshole.” -Deena
Jan 28th
3 notes
1 tag
And maybe mildly Autistic?
“I’m a good time/holiday/party/blast.” - Deena
Jan 14th
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The smartest thing ever said on The Jersey Shore?
“She’s like a parasite ………….. and I’m the host.” -Vinnie (who went to college)
Jan 14th
7 notes
September 2010
4 posts
Yes, we know.
“The Situation’s style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.” -Pauly D
Sep 13th
4 notes
Just like Anna Karenina
“My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.” -Pauly D
Sep 13th
2 notes
2 tags
We've never seen anyone like Uncle Nino before
Oh wait.   Silly MTV
Sep 13th
2 notes
1 tag
Obviously
“Obviously you’re a loosey-goose, because he got it in.” -Snooki
Sep 13th
August 2010
7 posts
2 tags
Why is tonight different than any other night?
“Let’s put on sexy clothes and be dumbasses.” -Snooki
Aug 20th
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For the 5,321,674,823rd time...
“I’m done.” -Sammi
Aug 20th
14 notes
3 tags
"Whereas I'm a drunk skank with a fake job"
“You’re a drunk skank without a job.” -JWOWW
Aug 20th
1 tag
Go ahead, Snooki. Spell 'sociological'
“Guys are douchebags and they don’t know how to treat women and I feel that’s why the lesbian rate in the country is going up.” -Snooki
Aug 20th
There were no good quotes
“This show kind of sucks, now, eh?” -Jersey Shore Quotes 11:01PM 8/12/10
Aug 13th
4 tags
It's like the GAP for haggard half-hookers
“We’re in the sex shop and I’m like, we’re in my element.” -JWOWW
Aug 6th
2 notes
2 tags
No You're Not
“I’m over it” -Sammi, who is still won’t shut the fuck up about ‘it’
Aug 6th
July 2010
2 posts
In 1922, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
“I feel like a Pilgrim in the 1920’s doing this.” -Snooki
Jul 30th
5 notes
Jul 30th
January 2010
8 posts
6 tags
Jan 15th
2 tags
Stalking is totally Mad Weird
“She’s mad weird that chick” - Pauly D
Jan 15th
1 tag
Little Jersey Shore →
Jan 15th
2 notes
2 tags
Antagonizing bar skank OR time-bending theoretical...
“Go back to New Jersey”
Jan 15th
3 tags
Jan 15th
2 notes
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Cloudy With A Chance of Greaseballs - Snooki does... →
Jan 12th
Jan 11th
46 notes
4 tags
What about Taco Tuesday?
“You’re excluded from Surf-and-Turf Night. You’re excluded from Ravioli Night. You’re excluded from Chicken-Cutlet Night.” -The Situation 12/31/09
Jan 5th
2 notes
December 2009
26 posts
4 tags
Dec 26th
2 tags
Dec 26th
6 tags
WatchWatch
I knew The Situation is a self aware genius.  Also… Pauly D’s accent..
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
140 notes
5 tags
WatchWatch
Call me Garfield…
Dec 21st
4 tags
You + Me = US (Calculus)
“I was ready to put you in the equation.  Like, you.  In the equation.” -Ronnie to Sammi 12/17/09
Dec 18th
5 tags
Readymade excuse for cheating:
“We were dancing to house music and battling on the floor.” -JWOWW 12/17/09
Dec 18th
4 tags
I know what you mean
“When I saw that, I was like, ‘Fuck it, I’m gonna dance,’ you know what I mean? -Ronnie 10/17/09
Dec 18th
3 tags
No you're not
“I’m, like, growing.” Nicole aka Snooki aka Snickers -12/17/09
Dec 18th
3 tags
So many things wrong with this sentence
“When I left Karma I didn’t know what was going on in my head.  I was gonna knock a bitch up.” -Sammi 12/17/09
Dec 18th
2 tags
That's G
“Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.” - Ronnie 10/17/09
Dec 18th
3 tags
Except not banging other dudes...
“I would do anything to have Tom in my life.” -JWOWW 12/17/09
Dec 18th
1 note
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Is that a James Joyce character?
“Chill out Freckles McGee” - The Situation 12/17/09
Dec 18th
6 tags
Dec 17th
3 tags
...but her name was Mary
“I’m not a name-dropper, but….” (in response to whether The Situation had any luck with famous ladies in LA) - The Situation TMZ Live 12/14/09
Dec 14th
4 tags
Does The Situation know what Meta means?
Dec 14th
2 tags
Dec 13th
3 tags
SpikeTV = Big Time
The Situation and crew were big timing it at the Spike Video Game Awards.  I tried to record it, but my DVR messaged me back, “What the fuck show are you talking about?”
Dec 13th
4 tags
Moron Glorifies Own Assault
Dec 12th
1 note
3 tags
Twisted Sister
“I’ve been like Suzy Homemaker over here.  Like a nun.” -JWOWW (who has cheated on her boyfriend twice with a roommate who’s penis piercing she previously admired.) 12/10/09
Dec 11th
4 tags
Mixed Messages
“That’s what I like.  A good guy and a jerkoff.  It’s all in the same.” - Nicole Snooki Snickers 12/10/09
Dec 11th
5 tags
GLAD
“She doesn’t want to feel like a trashbag, because she has a boyfriend.” -Pauly D on JWOWW (who, much like a trashbag, is mostly plastic) 12/10/09
Dec 11th