December 2009
26 posts
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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You + Me = US (Calculus)
“I was ready to put you in the equation.  Like, you.  In the equation.” -Ronnie to Sammi 12/17/09
Dec 18th
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Readymade excuse for cheating:
“We were dancing to house music and battling on the floor.” -JWOWW 12/17/09
Dec 18th
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I know what you mean
“When I saw that, I was like, ‘Fuck it, I’m gonna dance,’ you know what I mean? -Ronnie 10/17/09
Dec 18th
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No you're not
“I’m, like, growing.” Nicole aka Snooki aka Snickers -12/17/09
Dec 18th
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So many things wrong with this sentence
“When I left Karma I didn’t know what was going on in my head.  I was gonna knock a bitch up.” -Sammi 12/17/09
Dec 18th
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That's G
“Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.” - Ronnie 10/17/09
Dec 18th
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Except not banging other dudes...
“I would do anything to have Tom in my life.” -JWOWW 12/17/09
Dec 18th
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Is that a James Joyce character?
“Chill out Freckles McGee” - The Situation 12/17/09
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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...but her name was Mary
“I’m not a name-dropper, but….” (in response to whether The Situation had any luck with famous ladies in LA) - The Situation TMZ Live 12/14/09
Dec 14th
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Does The Situation know what Meta means?
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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SpikeTV = Big Time
The Situation and crew were big timing it at the Spike Video Game Awards.  I tried to record it, but my DVR messaged me back, “What the fuck show are you talking about?”
Dec 13th
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Moron Glorifies Own Assault
Dec 12th
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Twisted Sister
“I’ve been like Suzy Homemaker over here.  Like a nun.” -JWOWW (who has cheated on her boyfriend twice with a roommate who’s penis piercing she previously admired.) 12/10/09
Dec 11th
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Mixed Messages
“That’s what I like.  A good guy and a jerkoff.  It’s all in the same.” - Nicole Snooki Snickers 12/10/09
Dec 11th
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GLAD
“She doesn’t want to feel like a trashbag, because she has a boyfriend.” -Pauly D on JWOWW (who, much like a trashbag, is mostly plastic) 12/10/09
Dec 11th
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Bill Simmons Podcast on The Jersey Shore
Listen here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045
Dec 8th
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Prince Albert
“Your penis is pierced” “No one knows” “I know” - Jenni aka JWOWW & Pauly D 12/3/09
Dec 7th
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Turning Water into Whine
“This [t-shirt selling] job is beneath me…… I’m a bartender…….. I do great things” - Angelina 12/3/09
Dec 4th
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Ham and Water
“I came home because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I wanted to eat ham and drink water.” - Jenni aka JWOWW 12/03/09
Dec 4th
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