December 2009
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You + Me = US (Calculus)
“I was ready to put you in the equation. Like, you. In the equation.”
-Ronnie to Sammi
12/17/09
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Readymade excuse for cheating:
“We were dancing to house music and battling on the floor.”
-JWOWW
12/17/09
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I know what you mean
“When I saw that, I was like, ‘Fuck it, I’m gonna dance,’ you know what I mean?
-Ronnie
10/17/09
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No you're not
“I’m, like, growing.”
Nicole aka Snooki aka Snickers
-12/17/09
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So many things wrong with this sentence
“When I left Karma I didn’t know what was going on in my head. I was gonna knock a bitch up.”
-Sammi
12/17/09
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That's G
“Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.”
- Ronnie
10/17/09
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Except not banging other dudes...
“I would do anything to have Tom in my life.”
-JWOWW
12/17/09
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Is that a James Joyce character?
“Chill out Freckles McGee”
- The Situation
12/17/09
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...but her name was Mary
“I’m not a name-dropper, but….” (in response to whether The Situation had any luck with famous ladies in LA)
- The Situation
TMZ Live
12/14/09
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Does The Situation know what Meta means?
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SpikeTV = Big Time
The Situation and crew were big timing it at the Spike Video Game Awards. I tried to record it, but my DVR messaged me back, “What the fuck show are you talking about?”
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Moron Glorifies Own Assault
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Twisted Sister
“I’ve been like Suzy Homemaker over here. Like a nun.”
-JWOWW (who has cheated on her boyfriend twice with a roommate who’s penis piercing she previously admired.)
12/10/09
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Mixed Messages
“That’s what I like. A good guy and a jerkoff. It’s all in the same.”
- Nicole Snooki Snickers
12/10/09
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GLAD
“She doesn’t want to feel like a trashbag, because she has a boyfriend.”
-Pauly D on JWOWW (who, much like a trashbag, is mostly plastic)
12/10/09
Bill Simmons Podcast on The Jersey Shore
Listen here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=2864045
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Prince Albert
“Your penis is pierced”
“No one knows”
“I know”
- Jenni aka JWOWW & Pauly D
12/3/09
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Turning Water into Whine
“This [t-shirt selling] job is beneath me…… I’m a bartender…….. I do great things”
- Angelina 12/3/09
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Ham and Water
“I came home because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I wanted to eat ham and drink water.”
- Jenni aka JWOWW
12/03/09