Sep
13
We’ve never seen anyone like Uncle Nino before
Oh wait.
Silly MTV
Jersey Shore Quotes
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Posts tagged Jersey Shore
Aug
19
Why is tonight different than any other night?
“Let’s put on sexy clothes and be dumbasses.”
-Snooki
For the 5,321,674,823rd time…
“I’m done.”
-Sammi
“Whereas I’m a drunk skank with a fake job”
“You’re a drunk skank without a job.”
-JWOWW
Aug
6
It’s like the GAP for haggard half-hookers
“We’re in the sex shop and I’m like, we’re in my element.”
-JWOWW
Jan
15
From Duck phones to Duck games…
Snooki, JWOWW & Jolie at the Ducks/Kings game in LA
We crossed out Jolie because she is dead to us.
Stalking is totally Mad Weird
“She’s mad weird that chick”
- Pauly D
Antagonizing bar skank OR time-bending theoretical physicist
“Go back to New Jersey”
Alright, alright, alright
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